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Maltese Musings #5 – Hotel Service (Or Lack Thereof)
Now, during our stay in Malta we found ourselves opting to stay in the Imperial Hotel in Sliema, a decision which we came to rue somewhat, if truth be told.
Admittedly it all looked suitably regal in the foyer and landings – all (slightly faded) Mediterranean glamour – but this didn’t extend to the rooms which were apparently decorated in a particular style known as “random furniture and dodgy workmanship-chic.”
Still, it was at least warm and dry and the reception and bar staffs were wonderful: helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.
By comparison though, we were clearly an imposition on the breakfast staff. Theirs was an exercise in surly abruptness you’d object to in most places but since the buffet was self-service all they really had to do was clear plates and keep the food coming. Every morning, though, we’d have to find a clear table, scavenge random cutlery and plates from other tables and then be barged into and flapped at by the help.
Various other niggles abounded too with regards to towels, poolside service, and internet access which I won’t bore you with here, but suffice it say that despite costing about the same as your average IBIS it definitely lacked the attention to detail. I think it’s fair to say that if you’re going to stay on Malta you will pay through the nose for really good accommodation.
That said, the very cute lad I fancied on reception did make my last day by sighing and looking terribly disappointed when I ordered the taxi.
I’m under no illusions about my attractiveness here, though. I think it was because our party comprised the only males under forty the place had seen in decades.
Seriously, I think the three of us brought the average age down by about thirty years.
Posted on October 26, 2008 | Filed Under Holiday Excess
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